"...I was always an unusual girl.
My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean."
I just realized I kept bugging you about taking me to prom while having a girlfriend, and you completely denied having one. Prom was in June. Your anniversary was a week ago. It’s still May. LOL. Gotcha. Not that it matters, I just found it funny.